Howdy, world! This website is under construction.
(Did you ever see a website that wasn't under construction?)
Yes, I'm afraid chartreuse is one of my favorite colors...
No, I'm not going to change it just because it's not your favorite...
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1st State of the Onion, 1997 Perl Conference.
2nd State of the Onion, 1998 Perl Conference.
Perl, the first postmodern computer language, LinuxWorld Spring 1999.
3rd State of the Onion, 1999 Perl Conference.
I'm also keeping a diary all about my cornea transplant.
See my Perl page.
I haven't done much of this. (Consider how lousy this web page is.) Consult the appropriate webpage.
There are various derivatives being supported by various people. None of them are me.
I recommend the version supplied by the GNU folks. ftp://prep.ai.mit.edu/pub/gnu.
No longer maintained. These days you're probably better off using something like GNU autoconf, one of the spiritual descendents of metaconfig.
See O'Reilly & Associates.
See New Life Church.
See The Wall Nuthouse.
See Seattle Pacific University.
See the personality page for INFP.
Mail to firstname.lastname@example.org. I do answer my email. Occasionally.
I hate my telephone. Please don't ask for my phone number.